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5th June 2011

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The Life Zone, a pro-life Saw-style horror movie starring Robert Loggia. Three girls are kidnapped moments before receiving abortions and forced to carry their fetusessess to term, whereupon they will be let go.

I am offering the producers of this film a free rewrite. The captured girls are all possibly bearing the second coming, making it a battle between the fulfillment of the prophecy and a woman’s right to choose. Basically, an inverse Rosemary’s Baby. The forces of hell erupt from a woman’s vagina in the form of a constitutionally-enabled Roebeast, Charles Durning gets murdered with a pitchfork, it writes itself! Throw a few gallons of corn syrup blood around, post-convert it to 3D so the fetuses are shooting out the screen, release it on Halloween and make BANK. If I had people, I’d tell them to call their people.

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