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This movement seems to be just for people who want make out with bald Natalie Portman. Which I’m for!
Ivan Hernandez on the proliferation of Guy Fawkes masks @ Occupy SF. [Paraphrase]
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This movement seems to be just for people who want make out with bald Natalie Portman. Which I’m for!
Ivan Hernandez on the proliferation of Guy Fawkes masks @ Occupy SF. [Paraphrase]
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This is a week of big goddamn shows! I will be at Cobb’s Comedy Club on Wednesday. Email me for free tickets. On the first, there is the Nightlife on Mars Anniversary Show at Murphy’s Pub. And on Saturday, there is the above Dionysian bacchanalia.
12/3. Greetings From Mellyville: An All-Male Comedy Show @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 10PM. $10. Featuring Chris Thayer, Ivan Hernandez, Trevor Hill, Joe Gorman, Miles K and Chris Garcia. Hosted by Melanie O’Brien.
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As it will be the day before my birthday, I will be reflecting on my dumb life and telling sad stories about dead things. Come by and enjoy the laughs which ensue!
11/9. The Business @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. $5. 8 PM. Feat Ivan Hernandez, Colleen Watson, Mike Recine and Erin Lennox, Chris Garcia, Alex Koll, Sean Keane, and Bucky Sinister. Bring Your Own Burrito!
This week The Business welcomes not one, not two, not three, but FOUR special guests, effectively doubling the base number of comics guaranteed by our standard Wednesday fare. Along with our factory installed four Businessmen, you will also receive Ivan Hernandez, Colleen Watson, Mike Recine and Erin Lennox. It’s like when Oreo took the work out of assembling two cookies and smartly debuted the now legendary Double Stuff cooki e. What kind of laughs will you find in our creamy center this week? Let me pull this sweet baby apart for you…
Ivan Hernandez is self described as “nerd gent comic jerk” That’s right, no need for punctuation. When not forcing individual panels of comic books on the internet’s population for proper acknowledgment of their radness, Ivan tells jokes all over San Francisco. I think it’s his birthday this Wednesday too, so buy him a burrito and wrap it in a page from a Hellboy novella.
Colleen Watson is an idiot, according to her Twitter bio. But we know better. She is also a regular at Rooster T. Feathers, Colleen the SJ Improv, Punchline, Tacoma Comedy Underground and Utah’s Wiseguys. She’s opened for Arj Barker, has been molested by Norm MacDonald, and continues to take the Bay Area by storm with her biting and bitter comedy.
Mike Recine was nominated for Time Out New York’s ‘~Joke of the Year’in 2010 and an ECNY award for ‘~Best Emerging Comic’ . Most recently, he was selected to perform in the ‘~New Faces Showcase’ at the 2011 Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. Mike works really hard on his jokes and on being likeable. He owns 5 pellet guns and is happy to give you one.
Erin Lennox is a nice girl and a writer / comedian based in Brooklyn, NY. She is originally from Chapel Hill, NC and has been in exactly 3 bar fights. She hosts a weekly show at the People’s Improv Theater called FRESH, which isn’t always. And a monthly variety show called I LIKE YOU TOO with her best friends the Bandana Splits.
As indicated before, your regular Businessmen Bucky, Chris, Alex and Sean will also be on hand to make sure that all the cookie crumbles correctly. And as always we are burrito and liquid fun adjacent, only five dollars and hecka funny dude forever.
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The following is a submission from my newest regular contributor, San Francisco based comic, Ivan Hernandez:
The remnants of a late afternoon breakfast sandwich. Eggs, brie, goat cheese, bacon, cilantro, and chilled avocado. The bread was fried in bacon fat. Usually, I’d have some of my own home-baked bread on hand, but I’ve been using Trader Joe’s Shepherd’s Bread out of laziness. Kind of light and falls apart easy, but a solid white bread which toasts well if you’re careful. The eggs are cooked in a technique demonstrated by Gordon Ramsay. I added a bit of goat cheese to the scramble, and was able to coax it to perfect consistency after it emerged a bit runny.
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I’m not Jewish, I’m just bad at sports
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Ivan Hernandez @ Uptown Bar by. Ameen Belbahri
The burrito said it loved me back.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]The third episode of Red Scott and I’s Game of Thrones podcast is up. New episodes every Monday.
In Episode 3 we discuss as little of Joffrey Baratheon as possible. We do manage to discuss Uncle Fester the eunuch, The Giver, Werther’s Originals, Full House, and some Italian Stereotypes. Follow us at @boarsgoreswords and email questions and comments to boarsgoreandswords@gmail.com. Intro by Jason Yang.
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From Jack Kirby’s 2001: A Space Odyssey adaptation. Look at that page, and if you do not stare into it while mumbling “Fuuuuuuck,” there is nothing I can do to help you enjoy rad shit.
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Boars, Gore, and Swords: A Game of Thrones Podcast
Fellow comedian Red Scott and I have endeavored to record a podcast in which we recap and discuss the HBO adaptation of George RR Martin’s Game of Thrones. It is called Boars, Gore, and Swords. We are two episodes and several decapitations deep so far.
Here is the iTunes link. Here is the non-iTunes link.
FUN FACT: It was originally to be named Whores, Gore, and Swords, but polite society frowns on whores in podcast titles.
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The Rocketeer by Mike Mignola
YES YES YES THIS IS AMAZING.
The Rocketeer is one of the great influences of my childhood, informing both my attraction to buxom, dark-haired women and fighting of nazis. Mignola is a master, look at the goddamn composition of this cover. It’s perfect.
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