Anonymous asked: wouldn't it be cool if we were robots?
Haha yeah that would be cool but as it is nobody here but us humans! DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.
twitchyteleporter asked: My Mom thinks I'm a psycopath, what do I do?
Moms are there for you to yell “No I’m not, MOM” at.
Anonymous asked: jnj?
Bad investment, baby-based multi-nationals are going to have a hard time once that Children of Men hits.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been unable to shower for an extended period and lost sight of your genitals beneath a quivering bulwark of mucous filled protuberances, gleaming with infectious fecundity?
Nah, man, I been able to see my dick if I look straight down since like a year ago. FEELS GREAT.
Anonymous asked: Can I hold your nose?
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Anonymous asked: Why does free will have to be so gosh durned traumatic?
Because a cruel, unfeeling god deposits us on this stinking cloud of trash and smegma for his own amusement, laughing as we struggle through a world which bears down on the human soul. Also, it builds character.
Anonymous asked: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a scrub?
Five.
Anonymous asked: Is there a QUANTIFIABLE benefit to decreasing my general hairiness and/or obesity? I don't mean any of that health bullshit, neither.
Don’t decrease your hairiness, some odd women find it irresistible and quite frankly it is a sign that you are a higher level of human animal. The obesity, that you should work on because having a floppy lard dick is bad for your self-esteem.
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