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An Informational Post for the New Initiates
Hey there! Let’s say you’ve come to this site in search of comedic content. You’re in luck, friend! Here are all of the places I can drip jokes from my brainpan right into your mindmouth, ranked in order of newness.
As this is the simple and most convenient of the online outlets I use, it receives the most attention. CONTENT DESCRIPTOR: Jokes [nerd shit/dicks and vag/obscurities], songs [sad/Japanese/indie rock girls], and discussion with interesting friends [BIG DAWG CREW].
2. THIS IS MY FACEBOOK PROFILE
This thing! It’s mostly a regurgitation of the twitter, but why not take it in another aggregater? All stream filled! CONTENT DESCRIPTOR: Photos [food/performance], more interactions with others, occasional longer digressions than twitter allows.
3. MY TUMBLR
You’re reading it right now. I hope this doesn’t blow your mind. CONTENT DESCRIPTOR: Sparing updates, fiction, announcements of things, photos.
4. MY YOUTUBE
If you want to see a video of me in cargo pants telling jokes that haven’t been told in six years, this is the place. CONTENT DESCRIPTOR: LOOK AT THOSE PANTS, JESUS CHRIST.
Here is where you can find the nicest video available of my stand-up. CONTENT DESCRIPTOR: HD weed jokes.
And that’s it! I’ve been trying to produce more, so with the help of the spinal fluid which I’ll be harvesting from your precious neck area and condensing into a miracle potion, we’ll write the dick jokes of which dreams are made.
Portlanders! Here are the shows on which I will be performing at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Attend one or all. There is a minimum but no maximum.
$15.00 - Thursday, April 12, 2012, 11:00 pm
@ Bar of the Gods
Performers in the show
- Jordan Morris
- Matt Goldich
- Ivan Hernandez
- Amanda Perrin
- Kerri Lendo
- David Tveite
- Philip Schallberger
$20.00 - Friday, April 13, 2012, 7:00 pm
@ Bossanova Main
Performers in the show
- Maria Bamford
- Matt Knudsen
- Baron Vaughn
- Matt Morales
- Casey Ley
- Sean Donnelly
- Ivan Hernandez
- Giulia Rozzi
- Jim Tews
$15.00 - Saturday, April 14, 2012, 10:00 pm
@ Bossanova Lounge
Performers in the show
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Let it be known that I did yell “Take a photo of me! King of Oakland! Well, King of San Francisco. Let’s just make it King of the Bay Area.”
Just your average BART ride with a coupla jerks
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B.A.R.T.L.O.L.
Two of my favorite people! I’m not counting Amy but I am counting Lydia’s sandwich.
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“Mimi, I love this dog so much I’m gonna cry.” - Ivan Hernandez
I consider myself an especially dogpositive person, but me and this dog got along even more famously than usual. And it’s named Zelda! That’s a video game!
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3/3. Live Comedy @ SPARC. 1256 Mission St. SF. 5PM. Free (RSVP). Featuring Sean Keane, Chris Garcia, Frankie Quiñones, Melanie O’Brien, Ivan Hernandez, Lydia Popovich, and Sam Davidoff. Hosted by Andrew Holmgren. RSVP: Here.
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Episode 34! Best Friend of the Show Kelly Anneken joins Ivan and Red for a series of comparisons between the book and the show/movie. Discussed therein are the many applications of Targaryen brand yeast, Creepy Alan Moore and his plurality of portcullises, and a revisiting of Kelly’s list of the most eligible bachelors and barbarians in Westeros. Also, be sure to check out Kelly’s Downton Abbey podcast Up Yours, Downstairs. It’s Maggie Smithtastic!
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Is this a piece of content on the tumblr? Yes it is! It’s Episode 33, a special one off TV Club covering British superhero jerks show Misfits. Red-shirted chavs, the Big Box of British Television Props, and a curious lack of Danzig.
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This is half my interactions with women, minus the grappling hook ON WHICH I AM WORKING.
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The album does not include the James Brown song “People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul”, which is played in the film during the scene in which Peter, under the influence of the alien symbiote, struts and dances in the street.
The Spider-Man 3 Soundtrack Wiki Page
I don’t appreciate how Wikipedia rubs how shitty Spider-Man 3 was directly in my face when all I want to do is look up the exact title of the Flamings Lips song The Supreme Being Teaches Spider-Man How to Be in Love which is a great song that is not even in the movie.
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